Meanwhile, somewhere way out west of the west coast and north of the South Koreans, we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL reflecting on the latest news out of Washington DC...
KIM: General Wang, are you sure this is true?
WANG: It's been verified, Great Reader Sir!
KIM: So, let's me see if I'm halves this right.... Michelin Obamamama is showing her support for the troops families commencing on April 13th with the Military Families Initiative? Just days after her husbbsband, Baawack Whosenamed Obama, threatens not to pay the troops?! How can that be???!!!
WANG: There's really no explaining it, Sir. It is what it is.
KIM: Wang, hand me my Ytunes M3P player. I wants to listen to some A-Shee Dee-Shee.
WANG: AC/DC, Sir? What song?
KIM: "I've Got Big Balls", of course!
WANG: Of course, Sir.
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